Den gemene hop sier seg nok enig i at TV-reklame er en forferdelig oppfinnelse, og mange vil påstå at de ikke blir påvirket i det hele tatt. Reklamens psykologi forteller oss at de tar feil i mange tilfeller - man blir påvirket.
Så, for å ta det et steg videre (det gjør jeg alltid): Dersom du ønsker å promotere deg selv som et oppegående menneske, selv om du kanskje i enkelte ganger er i tvil om dette er tilfelle eller ei, er det rent obligatorisk å riste på hodet av TV-Shop. Jeg undrer meg over hvor mange ymse apparater som finnes hjemme hos Ola og Kari Nordmann i dette langstrakte land.
For å varme opp kan vi begynne med dette eminente utdraget fra "Everybody loves Raymond":
Marie Barone: So, I'm not gone a month and my 100-year-old priceless Bulgarian upright piano is in the basement. And has been replaced by you... with this... [pointing at the exercise machine]
Robert Barone: Do you even know what that is, Ma?
Marie Barone: Yes, I do know what that is! I may be an ancient relic as far as you're concerned, but I'm still able to know what things are!... this is a sex machine!
Robert Barone: Ma!
Frank Barone: Can I go for a ride?
Amy MacDougall Barone: It's not a sex machine. It's for exercise.
Marie Barone: I don't care what you call it. Look at this place. You two have turned my home into the Playboy Mansion!
Robert Barone: Do you even know what that is, Ma?
Marie Barone: Yes, I do know what that is! I may be an ancient relic as far as you're concerned, but I'm still able to know what things are!... this is a sex machine!
Robert Barone: Ma!
Frank Barone: Can I go for a ride?
Amy MacDougall Barone: It's not a sex machine. It's for exercise.
Marie Barone: I don't care what you call it. Look at this place. You two have turned my home into the Playboy Mansion!
Dersom den godeste Marie Barone hadde funnet denne i sitt hjem tror jeg lett at at hun hadde plassert disse apparatene i kategorien "sex machines".
Denne flotte maskinen heter altså Thigh Glider.
Utvalgt sitat fra reklamen: Most women aren't really that comfortable doing
women's only exercises in a co-ed health club with a bunch of guys hanging
around exercising their eyeballs!
Så over til Ab Circle Pro!
Utvagt sitat: You have nothing to lose but inches! So pick up the phone and call now!
Sist, men ikke minst: Ab Storm.
Utvalgt sitat: The second you do your first ab storm twist, you will feel that
fabulous toning stretch in every part of your core. It's like that first stretch in
the morning - it feels that good!
Og da har jeg ikke engang touchet alle kjøkkenmaskinene... Hvor mange sexmaskiner har du under senga eller i skapet?
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